flip!

my best friend is finally leaving the tiny island full of little brown people and returning to white man's land. yes. she is finally doing it. returning to her ancestors' lands and leaving all the half breeds (m _) and confused filipinos of chinese descent (f _ _ _) in this god forsaken land. boo hoo. and she won't be returning any time soon. there's nothing more worse than that. i wanna do a romeo. drink poison and stab myself with a dagger. probably stab myself with the pen chess will be using to sign her documents that'll get her out of here legally. besides, white people don't do TNT-ing. not their thing. so not white. so filipino. just kidding, chess. we know you're a chocolade fudge twinky on the inside. white on the outside, dark on the inside!!!